no more Yielding but A Dream

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“Rock wanted me to sing his song tonight but I would never be his mouth piece, ‘cause Rock is like Lebron James, he took his talents straight down to South Beach. And for the past few weeks Rock’s been legitmately pissed. If you get stuck singing your song tonight Rock, it’s all in the wrist. Could we please have a week where you don’t come out here and choke. You may be G.I Joe this summer but right now you’re a G.I. Joke. Ever since I opened my mouth you been begging me to back off. So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person I think you’re both jack offs. And after April 1st, you won’t be making no more movies. You’re gonna need surgery for your face just like you did on your boobies. Those poppin’ pecs need more work than a locker room full of Divas. I got a gift for Rock tonight, I’m gonna give him a Cleveland steamer. Team bring it? He’s team lost it and the truth is getting scary. They weren’t chanting ‘Rocky’ last week, they were chanting ‘Tooth fairy’. Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock, cause I ain’t even close to sick of it. I’m Mr. Kung Pao Chicken, you’re just Miami fried chicken shit. And no, I don’t have balls but I have something in their place. I’m gonna beat your ass at WrestleMania and put my nuts dead in your face.”

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